The sole mission of the mysterious Squirrel Knights is to protect and preserve the sanctity of nature. Based in the hidden Castle Tree of High Oak, the sacred order of the Squirrel Knight watches over the forests of Rando, ever vigilant. Though the calm demeanor of their mounts may lead people to believe otherwise, the [...]
Turtle Island Resort and Casino isn’t so much an island, as it is an independently owned floating paradise cruise. Housed on the back of Timothesis, Rando’s oldest living tortoise, the Turtle Island Resort and Casino is the second highest grossing tourist attraction in Rando, being inched out by the Temple of Rando in Rando City. [...]
Down in the western forest, near Gamesport, is Woodrue’s Tavern. Named after Woodrue, the kindly local tree man, Woodrue’s Tavern hosts a unique bevy of the finest in forest beverages. Made from the sap of the surrounding pines, Woodrue crafts his special “Tree Spirits” with the greatest of care. His Tree Spirits are widely known [...]
The sun is shining and the birds are sing gaily today in Rando as if to celebrate the glorious tri-yearly event that is, “The Rando Haiku Festival”! All citizens are allowed to enter their submissions for a chance at a gift certificate from The Rook’s Nook or many other prizes such as magic satchels, rune [...]
I have encountered many a terrible beasts in my time trekking across this great land. While some I gazed from afar, others were much closer than one would care for. My second wife was a Gorgon, after all so I am quite familiar with the latter concept. However, despite all my inauspicious meetings with said [...]
Travelers, the world of Rando is a majestic and wonderful place to explore, that fact is impossible to argue against. From the snow-kissed mountains of Mount Rando to the abyssal depths of the Rando Ravines, one will find no shortage in locations to explore. However, there is also an equal amount of danger. Before setting [...]
This is excerption from the “Rando Gods and Goddesses Prayers and Beggings Book”, regarding the Goddess Iliana, known for her popularity amongst teenage girls in particular. This prayer is meant to invoke her to your specific cause or plight. Oh fairest and most beautiful Iliana, Grant me the power to get what I want. Endow [...]
This is an excerpt from the “Rando Gods and Goddesses Prayers and Beggings Book”, regarding the God Rando, known before for his ruthlessness and malice, now known for….utter greatness. This prayer is meant to worship him and apparently nothing else. O God Rando, you are all. There may be other Gods, Yet they are like [...]
Take heed once again one and all, for the annual dreaded day of blackness has descended upon Rando! Every year on this very day, the “blacklings” from all of the darkest depths and hidden corners of the world emerge to wreak havoc on our poor retail establishments. Business owners are warned to slash prices to [...]
Warning! The following product has been deemed unsafe for human/animal/humanoid use by the Rando Business Bureau: - Anti-Ruin Rune Hammer Users of this product (especially beavers) have reported the following side effects: - Full body swelling - Leprosy - Teetotalism - Peculiar bleeding - Ogre-ism - Incurable death If you are in possession of this [...]