Excerpt from the “Rando Rambler”, Rando’s finest gossip magazine! What once beloved goddess is now finding herself in even hotter and furrier water now? That’s right; you guess it, Iliana of Gamesport! Former servants and followers are now coming forward with allegations of numerous occasions of fraternizing with a beaver in her private bedroom. For [...]
An excerpt from the “Rando Rambler,” Rando’s first and foremost authority on happenings amongst celebrities and other notable notables. What golden-voiced singer has been left red-faced and mortified after leaving a certain royal figure enraged and covered in hollandaise sauce? If you guess that this may have something to with Larry Lemieux’s recent performance and [...]
After a ten-year investigation, funded solely by his fan club, the remains of Bartholomew Grimm, 37, formerly of Gamesport, have been found outside the ruins of the Unknown Glen. GrimmBart, as he was known to all of his followers, was born on Gamesport to parents Gregorius J. Grimm, and Lothina the Tall. He dropped out [...]
Members of the Royal Rando Naval Forces have reported that KrrKnn, the abhorrent sea beast of legend, has been sited off the coast of Gamesport last night during routine inspections of the Peoples Puppet Republic. KrrKnn was last spotted during the great outbreak of KrrKnn’s Curse. It was Captain KO who faced down KrrKnn during [...]
In the years KrrKnn has been haunting our seas, all but one sailor has had the fortune of escaping its gluttonous grasp. Now, thanks to expensive, image capturing rune technology, we at The Rambler are not only proud to present to Rando the FIRST LOOK at this abomination of nature, but we also offer commentary [...]
Duke Diamont, owner and proprietor of the Diamond Club Casino in Rando City, is offering a special package to travelers of Turtle Island Resort and Casino who are currently stuck waiting for the KrrKnn incident off the coast of Gamesport to blow over. “I look at these vacationers, and it breaks my heart to know [...]