RotoRuner

We at “The Rexaminer” love the land we live in; there is simply no end to the awe-inspiring wonders of our world.  As a result of this fervency, all of us here at our faithful paper would like present the new, on-going nature series, “Wild Wonders!”  We will give descriptions and in some cases, exclusive photos of some of the beauty out there.  Today, we provide a short run down on the imp of the ocean, the sea squirrel.

The sea squirrel is most definitely a marvel of the water.  With its elongated tail and large eyes, this inquisitive creature has no problem evading capture.  Would be predators should be wary however, for sea squirrels are known to hold a grudge against other animals wishing harm upon it.  In fact, it has been said that even waviathans foolish enough to pursue sea squirrel schools for a light snack have been driven to near madness by their pestering ways.

While much of the time they can be found at play in amongst the choral sponges, they have also become a blight to the undersea groves of water chestnuts.  Last year, they were the sole reason for the ravaging of the entire crop.

As a result of their extreme territorial demeanor, little else is known about these fantastic creatures.  Once a suitable polymorph spell is available, infiltration of some of their dens may be possible to obtain more information but further research is far too difficult at this point.

Valentine Ghostseer

Many thanks must be given once again to Ms. Ghostseer, our intrepid xenozoologist, for her continued hard work that allows us to bring articles like this to the masses!  Don’t miss our next installment of “Wild Wonders!” wherein we will examine the exploding magmice of the Burning Sands.

The Rexaminer