Presenting an astonishing new item for all your mouth and throat needs from your friends at Rex Ware! How many times have you been at a party only to be forced to deal with the tedious task of raising your drinking glass to have a chambermaid arrive to refill it? Well consider those terrible days [...]
An excerpt from the “Rando Rambler,” Rando’s first and foremost authority on happenings amongst celebrities and other notable notables. What golden-voiced singer has been left red-faced and mortified after leaving a certain royal figure enraged and covered in hollandaise sauce? If you guess that this may have something to with Larry Lemieux’s recent performance and [...]
After a ten-year investigation, funded solely by his fan club, the remains of Bartholomew Grimm, 37, formerly of Gamesport, have been found outside the ruins of the Unknown Glen. GrimmBart, as he was known to all of his followers, was born on Gamesport to parents Gregorius J. Grimm, and Lothina the Tall. He dropped out [...]
How many times you have this occur? “Man: Say honey, where has the house hobgoblin gone off to? He is supposed to be reading to me. Woman: I’m sorry dearest, I took off his shackles to polish them and he ran off? Man: What?! Have you called a bounty hunter yet? Woman: Of course, I [...]
To help start this glorious 2010 off right, we here at RotoRuner have decided to gift you all with the first look at a special, winter themed wallpaper, made especially for you. Furthermore, we are going to have a couple contests. Do you like winning AWESOME stuff? We have some poster prints to give away. [...]
The following is article from, “The Rexaminer,” Rando’s most circulated daily newspaper. There are many mysterious locations in Rando, from the caves of Paul’s Falls to the great desert of the blazing Western Sands. However, perhaps no area holds more intrigue than the mystifying Unknown Glen. Within the dense forest between Danto and Gamesport lies [...]
